Saturday, April 11, 2009

Letter from Ruger (Jesse's dog) to Jesse typed by Grandma Jana

Hi Older or What ever it is they call you!

Grandma attached some pictures of me and Grandpa. Tomorrow is Easter and it snowed this morning. I love it when it snows because Grandpa gets the fireplaces so bellowing hot inside, I just know I'm going to melt down one of these days like Frosty the Snowman, that I always run around in the snow to get cooled off. In the pictures you'll see how I love to roll around in the snow and use my nose like a snow plow. Then the other pictures are with me and Grandpa gathering wood for the fireplace. I go out with him and help him find the perfect stick. He never finds the right one though so I search around and find it and end up pulling it out of the wood pile and chewing on it. You know how I love sticks, there are so many at the Cabin to chose from, I think I'm in Heaven! Grandma and Grandpa think I'm crazy most of the time, they say I act like a weird-do! I always stay real close to Grandpa to help him stay out of trouble I need a listening ear, You know when I told you in my other letter of my Colonitis attack, well it happened again. They left out on the porch this great onion dip and I found it the next morning. Boy it was good I almost licked the bowl clean but it was to rich to finish the whole thing. Well dogs memories you know aren't very long, I wish I would of remembered about the last attack when I ate something to rich I would of thought twice before I devoured it. All I was thinking of was that my breath would be bad from the onions but that isn't a problem Grandpa won't let me get around girl dogs anyway, he says I embarrass him! Well I dad one of those instant urges and I couldn't get anyone's attention so the Loft came in handy once more. Grandpa I swear use to be a hound dog in his previous life because instantly he smelled it. He sniffs around like his hound dogs looking for a Mountain Lion track (He really missed his calling in this life). Grandpa instantly accused me and I gave him that look like you use to give him, who me? I tried to tell him it was that guy that Grandma always talks about, the one that steals just one sock while she's doing laundry and tries to make her think she's going crazy! Well if you haven't figured it out by now, just for your FYI when you get back, he's to smart for that. He rubbed my nose in it and called me my nickname SOB and had to go outside for 30 minutes. That's my time-out spot. Dude it was awful I couldn't smell anything but that poop for days!! I wish you were hear, I could of blamed it on you because I remember Grandma telling you that you had so much crap on the floor it looked like a pig pen in your bedroom. Since you had crapped on the floor before they would of totally believed it was you!! HURRY HOME!! I NEED AN ALIBI! They are going to feel really bad in about 20 years when they start having Colonitis attacks. Like the stories of Grandma Johnson when she had to drop her pants no matter if she was in a parking lot or not. I'm just going to sit back when that happens and give them that look like, see sometimes you just can't help it and have to drop and dump anywhere! Boy when that day comes it will be so sweet! Today is the 11th of April and Grandma is acting weird. She's going around giving Grandpa big hugs and all excited like she won the lottery. I over heard them talk about today was their wedding anniversary of 34 years. Dang that's along time! I guess Grandma got married when she was 6 years old because she always trying to convince everyone that she is only 40 years old. Well write to you again soon, did you check out the girl dogs there in Naga? Are they pretty fine, I heard that beach dogs are knock outs like Lady in the movie Lady and the Tramp. Love Ruger, BFF's Forever

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